Sunday, November 28, 2004

Chapter 10 part 5

Word count: 500
Total: 21,534
Ok, so I failed. Big deal. I think this story kicks ass anyway, and I still plan on finishing it. Just maybe not at such a rapid pace.

The riot was put down. The rioters were beaten severally. Many were shot. Many were dead, or disfigured. Imp and Skip returned to the locker room while the other members of the riot squad cleaned up.

"I can't believe I just shot that guy in the face." Skip said.

"I'm proud of you. You're really making progress." Imp replied.

"Is that what you call it? I call it losing all sense of morality." Skip said.

"What you need to learn, Skip, is that there is no such thing as morality. Morality is only created by judgment. No one is judging you Skip, so nothing you do is either right or wrong. Now shut up, and let's go back to the hotel and party with some bitches." Imp said.

They both changed out of their riot gear. Imp once again donned his Moses robe, and gave Skip a suit to put on, so he would look presentable for the coming festivities.

As they left the stadium Skip said, "Aren't we going to pick up our prize money?"

"I'm the embodiment of God. I don't need money." Imp replied.

"Yeah, well I'm not, and I'm the one who ate all the cow brains." Skip protested.

"What would you do with the money Skip? What good is it going to do you after the apocalypse?" Imp said as he opened the door to the black Ford Falcon.

It was approaching 10:00 pm by the time they got back to the hotel. When they got to the room there was a cadre of scantily clad women and a veritable smorgasbord of delectable delicacies. There were exotic fruits, spiced meats, and a selection of rare cheeses.

"What is this a rap video?" Skip said as they walked in the room.

"No." Imp said. "If it were a rap video, there would be a hot tub in here."

"Right." Skip said.

"Lets party!" Imp said and sat down on a couch next to an Asian woman wearing a black leather mini skirt and a red bikini top. "Suck it bitch" He said, and shoved her head down into his lap.

"You're such a romantic." Skip said.

"Skip, I'm in the middle of something right now, and it's a little gay for me to be talking to you, so why don't you go find your own whore." Imp said.

Skip looked around the room, and decided to check out the buffet. Looking at the food reminded him of the cow brains, and although they were delicious at the time, the thought of them now made his stomach turn. In fact the site of meat made him quite nauseous. He decided to go to bed, rather than fuck one of the hookers.

He went into a bedroom area, lay down on the plush hotel bed, and fell into a sound sleep. There were no strange dreams or nightmares to rob him of his rest. It was a deep sleep, so peaceful that he didn't even hear the screams.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've skimmed through this entire wad of used toilet tissue looking for a common thread unifying this. There is none... This shit is utter garbage and you, poor, poor small dick whimpy Ed, are one sick, sick sad teeny peeny puppy. It skeeves me to no end that I could one day live next door to someone swallowed up whole by his dementia.

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You haven't written in a while, maybe you're dead.

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