Friday, November 12, 2004

Chapter 7 part 2

Word Count: 917
Total: 13,339
Just a warning, if this chapter doesn’t offend you nothing will.

Even after all the chaos he had been through, Skip was shocked by what he saw behind the glass. The room on the other side looked like a zoo exhibit gone horribly wrong. It was much larger than the room in which he was standing. It was full of smooth wooden poles lying at various angles, thick ropes hanging from the ceiling, and a cornucopia of jungle plants.

It wasn't the décor that made Skip's Jaw drop. It was the monkeys. It was the monkeys and the men dressed in tattered lab coats cowering in the corner. And it was one of the men in particular that disturbed him. It was the one who had been dragged away from the other men and was now being sodomized by an angry monkey.

He was no longer screaming. It looked like he had passed out, and was now lying limp, bent over a round wooden beam. His lab coat had been pulled up over his head, and there was blood running down his legs.

"Jesus what are they doing?" Skip yelled in disbelief.

"Looks like jungle fever to me." Imp replied.

The kids were trying to climb up on the table to get a look through the window. Skip pulled them back, and then pulled then flipped the switch to black out the window.

"We've got to help them." Skip said.

"Of course you do. Even though you're an asshole, and you don't care about people, you're still a man. And you're still the hero of this story, and no hero could leave a group of innocent people to die by monkey rape." Imp said.

"How do I get in there?" Skip said.

"But let me tell you Skip, these ass hats got themselves into this situation, and it's their own fault they're getting gang raped." Imp continued, ignoring Skip.

"What are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about these mother fuckers in there doing the reverse limbo are all assholes. Half of them are the whack job scientists who run this evil research facility, and the other half are the whack job PETA freaks who infiltrated this place to rescue the monkeys."

"So, that's no reason not to help them." Skip argued.

"Those scientists have been conducting experiments on those monkeys for 20 years, making them stronger, smarter, and meaner. They were trying to genetically alter them so they could be trained as soldiers. Then these misguided hippy freaks came in here and tried to 'rescue' the monkeys. When they let the monkeys out of their cages, the monkeys attacked. Now the monkeys are in charge." Imp ignored Skip's growing irritation.

Skip walked away, going back to the other room. The children all followed him, and watched as he searched for something to use as a weapon.

"I can't believe you let that alien fly off with all the guns!" Skip grumbled.

"I'd think you could believe anything at this point." Imp said. "Maybe you haven't been shocked enough."

Skip stopped searching and looked at Imp. "I don't like the sound of that."

Just as he finished his sentence a group of monkeys came running down the hall. They moved like lightning, snatching up the children and taking them into the room with the other men. Before Skip could even comprehend what was happening all the children were gone. He ran over and tried to open the door, but the monkeys had locked it.

"Damn, they did make them smart didn't they" He said, and ran into the other room to see what was happening.

He flipped the switch, and saw something he never could have imagined in his worst nightmare. The monkeys were playing dodge ball with children. They weren't trying to hit the children with a ball. They were trying to hit each other with the children.

The glass muffled the screams, as the kids were tossed back and forth across the room. 5 of them had managed to get loose and were cowering in the corner with the men. The rest were dead or unconscious.

Skip grabbed one of the chairs and struck the glass as hard as he could. The chair bounced off with no effect. Skip tried again, but it was no use.

"You have to stop this!" Skip yelled.

"No Skip. It's not going to stop. It's never going to stop. All you can do is flip the switch so you don't have to watch it. Just flip the switch and walk away." Imp said.

"I can't do that!" Skip was getting very upset.

"Well I guess you can sit here and watch things get worse, if you're into that sort of thing." Imp pointed at the window.

The big gray haired monkey that had its way with the man bent over the beam was looming down on the men huddled in the corner. The men huddled around the children protectively. But the men were weak from lack of food and rest, and the monkey easily overpowered them to grab one of the little boys.

"Uh oh, looks like that one's Catholic." Imp said.

"No" Skip said in disbelief.

"I'd flip the switch if I were you Skip. This isn't going to be pretty." Imp said.

Skip flipped the switch, and slumped down against the wall.

"Oh come on skip, where's your sense of humor? Don't tell me you don't find monkey rape to be humorous funny? Are you kidding me? That's some funny shit." Imp said.

Skip just looked at the floor.


Blogger Ben Danmytt said...

You revel in your dementia don't you? :p

11:50 PM  
Blogger ShutUpEd said...

Yes. Yes I do.

12:01 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

I get the distinct feeling that you had planned on writing about monkey rape prior to starting the competition.

That scares me.

11:00 PM  
Blogger ShutUpEd said...

No I didn't. Ok, well maybe a little bit.

11:55 PM  

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